Luckily for those of us who are big-time slackers and procrastinators, tons of friendly online merchants are rush-shipping Mother’s Day gifts. Of course you have to love a store that caters to last-minute shoppers because your mom/wife/baby mama will never know you forgot about her until the last minute.

Get your Uncommon Goods gifts for women shipping upgraded to Preferred Shipping for just $1. (Details here.)

Mother and Child Necklace

Rose Teapot Set

Places in America – Oliver Jeffers

Customized photo gifts and photo books from Shutterfly delivered with next-day shipping. (Details here.)

Shutterfly 8×10 Collage Poster

12×12 Memory Book

The Kindle Fire may not be a unique gift, but each one is customizable to your mom/wife/baby mama’s tastes, which totally counts as unique.

Buy Kindle or Kindle Fire and Get 30% Off Select Covers this Mother’s Day

Kindle Fire, Full Color 7″ Multi-touch Display, Wi-Fi

Let’s say you just realized that this Sunday is Mother’s Day.

SURPRISE!

But you’re still on your game because you’re already thinking about honoring your mom/wife/baby mama with a sweet little card that shows her just exactly how much you didn’t forget about her.

And just where can you get a sweet little free personalized greeting cards for your mom/wife/baby mama?

Need some other Mother’s Day Gift Ideas? As always, we can help:

Sweet Treat by TinyPrints! Mother’s Day Cards from Treat – Your First Card is FREE. Or get an unlimited number of personalized Mother’s Day cards for just $.99 each through Sunday.

Treat Mother's Day Greeting Cards

Just days away, Mother’s Day is sneaking up on all of us. Think of it like The Herp, but with less life-long suffering and embarrassing intimate talks with your lovers.

Unless you’re like me and already shipped* a CanvasPop canvas print to your mom, it’s time to get on the ball and find a gift for your mom/wife/baby mama for Mother’s Day. Lucky for you, here’s some delivered-in-time-for-Mother’s Day coupons:

ProFlowers 50% Off Mother’s Day Flower Bouquet
1-800Flowers 15% Off
Edible Arrangements $5 Off
Godiva 15% Off Gifts + Free Shipping on $65+
Shari’s Berries Up to 20% Off Mothers Day Gifts
FTD Flowers 20% off
Teleflora Bestsellers starting at $29.99 plus same-day delivery on all bouquets at Teleflora.com
Spa Finder Get 10% off at SpaFinder.com!

P.S. If your mom would love a canvas print of your smiling face for her walls, CanvasPop is offering free shipping with code MayShipping through the end of May.

*This is the first time in my entire 35 years that I’ve actually been a good daughter and sent a gift on time to my mom. I’m gloating because I can.

Yo mama’s got game!

Get your mom/wife/baby mama a fun game that’s not for you. It’s her day, not yours, jerk.

Or maybe she’s not selfish and wants to play a game with the family.

The game Dixit is one for the whole family, even if your family includes monkeys, great-grandmas, or both. Not only will the kiddies learn some art appreciation, they’ll totally learn how to tell a story. It’s great for their future as storytellers or liars. And because it only takes about 30-45 minutes to play, moms with ADD will totally be able to sit through a whole game!


Dixit
Dixit 2 Expansion Set
Dixit Odyssey

If your mom/wife/baby mama is anything like my grandma, she loves playing video games. Let’s pretend that up until now, you’ve been a horrible daughter/husband/baby daddy and haven’t yet given her a Nintendo 3DS, so now’s the time to catch up and get her one.


Nintendo 3DS – Flame Red

Don’t be a dick; get mom some games for the 3DS.

If your kids are geniuses like mine, their mama will want to watch her seedlings show off their smarts with a game like Ticket To Ride. My little angels are way smart, and they totally love showing of their strategery playing this game. It’s the only way I can truly show off just how smart the creatures I birthed have become.


Ticket To Ride
Ticket To Ride – Europe
Ticket To Ride: Nordic Countries
Ticket To Ride 1910 Expansion
Ticket To Ride Asia: Map Collection

What’s funnier than hearing a little kid say Smart Ass? Not much. Wrap up this game for mom to open on Sunday morning just to hear little Johnny and little Suzy say, “What’s that Smart Ass game?” OH, the LOLs!


Smart Ass