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Awesome Food

The most refined of men have sexy mustaches. Tom Selleck, Geraldo Rivera, Eddie Murphy, and Ron Jeremy all hold their sexy power in their facial hair. If you’re a man who can’t grow a statement mustache or a woman who prefers to have her face clean of hair, the good people at Tervis.com created the [...]

Show me a person who doesn’t like cupcakes and I’ll show you someone who’s dead inside. Mini Cupcake Maker from Perpetual Kid Birthday party invitation, Cupcake Row: Princess from Tiny Prints, Inc. Betty Crocker Big Book of Cupcakes from Amazon Harajuku Lovers – Licorice Pocket Tote (Cupcake Cuties) from Zappos Baby Bibs & Burp Cloths: aden + anais Pink Burp [...]

There’s always someone who could open up a can or more of WhoopAss. WHOOPAAAAAHHHHH…! Or if you like a person, you want them to be so so happy with So So Happy Limited Edition Jones Soda (4-pack. Or if you think you’re too cool for school, put your own face on your own soda.

Rather than going to McDonald’s to buy 5 Big Macs and 5 Large Fries to stuff into a stocking (even though that would be an Awesome way to wake up Christmas morning, aside from the whole Special Sauce mess left behind and food safety issues), put in a gift certificate for the delicious, addictive burgers. [...]